Alright time to look at some Images on the internet
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh
There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???
What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?
Ligma BALLS
My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.
Anonymous asked:
You made your bed, now get fucked in it
podcastwizard answered:
this is the funniest goddamn ask on tumblr
Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that
